Contessa Maria Mei Ts’ao
Tessa Mei is a Registered Companion and a friggin’ idiot. She’s the sweetest dumb thing you’ve ever seen.
Tessa Mei comes from a Core planet. She’s accustomed to finery, and has lengthy knowledge of Companion-y things, but can’t seem to wrap her head around basic everyday things. Case in point, if you ask her to make tea, she will perform an elaborate (Read: scantily clad) tea ceremony: because that’s the only way she knows to make tea.
She joined our ragtag crew out of a desire to see the Verse.